RFK Jr explains benefits of swimming in sewage
"It's the secret to my brilliance and my brain worm.
I’m hearing about the RFK Jr. taking a family day and going for some frolicking in sewage. I asked him about this dangerous and potential death cause.
“Oh Tom, I’ve been swimming in sewage since I was a child. Some doctors with actual Medical School qualifications have been warning me about the dangers since I was a kid.
“I’ve been doing it since I was old enough to swim and have introduced my loving family to the joys and benefits of spending a day in raw sewage.
“A few of these ‘real doctors’ are certain this activity was probably the cause of my brain worm.
“I asked Dr. Oz about it. He called it bullshit. He told me that soaking my head in sewage will just make my thinking and decision making sharp. He recommended that I do it at least once a week to keep the worm(s) alive. It’s the source of my intelligence.
“But I must admit it’s not without its drawbacks. Some of the kids are now functionally illiterate and we hire tutors with incredible patience. One of the kids can now read monosyllabic words. I’m not sure if they understand what the words mean, but they can recognize them when they’re reading the book ‘Horton Hears A Who’.
“That makes me very proud - it was the first and only book I have ever read. I still read a paragraph every night. It takes an hour of my time but it’s time well spent.”
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