Right wing mass murderer thought he had won lottery, he hadn't
Rittenhouse looking for a refund on the bail paid on his behalf by charitable donors. No fucking way says Lin Wood.
Kyle Rittenhouse burst into tears early this morning when informed that an expected refund of the bail raised on his behalf may not be returned to him.
In an interview with a real journalist, Little Kyle sobbed, “But I already had plans to get a new X-box and an AK-47. I will be able to do more of God’s work with an AK47. I want to kill for my country and my God. This isn’t fair. I’m gonna hold my breath till I turn blue and die. I hate you all."
Rittenhouse’s original counsel and major fundraiser, Lin Wood was asked about Rittenhouse’s expectations.
Wood replied, “Fuck that noise. We’re gonna give it back to the donors who were kind-hearted enough to make sure the little fucker stayed out jail and avoided getting gang raped while he waited for his trial.”
When this was explained to Kyle he fled to his bedroom and could be heard sobbing into his pillow, “It’s not fair. It’s just not fair. I had to wear a suit and everything.”
Well, we cats are damn curious about stuff, so we used Google to determine exactly what the difference is between an AR-15 (the teenager’s weapon that sent two innocent victims to meet their maker) and the AK-47, the weapon of choice for serious assassins. Turns out the AK-47 is exponentially far more powerful.