I sat down with the newest NBC employee, Ronna McDaniel and asked her, “How the fuck did you land a gig at NBC?”
“Well Tom, I approached all the right wing networks and was laughed out of their offices. Can you imagine how embarrassing that was?
“Even third rate print rags did not want anything to do with me. In hindsight that was probably a good thing as I have a problem with typing and spelling. And English.
“But one morning I was out drinking alone, as is my want. I have no friends.
“And I got the idea that perhaps I should try to find a job in something other than politics. Let’s face it - nobody takes me seriously. I was just Trump’s piss-boy.
“So I set out to find a job, any job. I wandered into a huge building and looked at the directory. I recognized the words “Employment Office” on the 16th floor. Up I went - ever hopeful.
“I was shown into what I thought was the employment office where I expected that I would have to fill out an application. Instead, I was met by a smartly dressed professional woman and gave her my resume. I could smell liquor coming from her. It was clear that she was semi-drunk.
“She closed one eye and read thru it.
“Once she had finished scanning it, she smiled at me and said that I would be a good fit - especially given my political experience.
“She had me sign a contract that promised a seven figure salary and that was it. I was to report for work on the following Monday at 9:00 AM.
“That was all there was to it. It was then I realized that I was in the NBC employment office. I feel I may have been a diversity hire.
“I called Mike Johnson, who will be looking for a new job any day now, and told him about it, suggesting that he give NBC a try.”
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Who'd she fuck?
Who does she have dirt on?
These media executives are such fucking pieces of shit
She is the new white kid’s Trait0r Trail of Tears and we do not want to hear it. I want my Country Back.