Rudy reduced to selling coffee & platinum trimmed clogs
In case you were wondering where Rudy has been hiding
Happened to run across Rudy the other day. - he’s been MIA for the past little while.
I asked him where’s he been hanging out.
“I’m sick of panhandling, and sleeping in alleyways. So I went to my Cigar Club where they still allow me to run a tab, pass out, and a place I’ve spent many a lovely evening with Trump.
“Sadly he won’t accept my calls anymore and doesn’t really want to spend any time with me.
“It was at the Cigar Club where I came across a nice lady, a lady that would actually listen to me. She’s a coffee connoisseur who suggested I get into the coffee business to help me get back on my feet. God bless America.
“That SOB Trump - after all the lying, fundraising, ass kissing I’ve done on his behalf. And now as far as he’s concerned I’m persona non grata. No help at all. After all the fundraising I did for him.
“Even if I can reach him by phone or text, the reply is always the same, ‘I think you have the wrong number. You’ve reached John Baron’s phone. Now stop calling me’.
“So since I clearly can’t count on him, and he seems to be a little busy with legal matters these days, I’m going into business for myself.
“I’m going to give Starbucks a run for its money. I’m sick of being broke and panhandling. And I would really like a permanent place to sleep.
“And I’m thinking about selling ‘Rudy Clogs’ - platinum trimmed. Let Trump sell his Asian sneakers - made by 7 year old Indonesian children.
“Mine will be made in the good old USA by Teamsters.
“Stay tuned for progress reports. I’m having a bit of a problem finding people willing to work for me.
“I wonder if that’s why the Trump klan do all their business overseas. Nobody in American will work for them.”
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Teamsters make clogs now? Not only do they have to drive the trucks but they have to make the clogs too? You're so mean Rudy.
Rudy, you'd be better off working at Starbucks then you can join the Workers Union.....as you know Unions are on the rise in the US.
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Ask him where he stashed the #Thermite-residue and how much was he paid, as “Amerika’s Mayor”, to shut-up about the controlled demolitions? … #Before, #During, and #AFTER 9/11?” 🦅