“I just ticked the last box on my checklist. I keep a checklist of things to do before I declare my intention to run for the Republican nomination to represent the GOP in the 2024 Presidential election. Did you watch Donald on CNN the other night?”
I shook my head no. Freaks me out every time I see that orange face, and it’s even worse if it’s on TV. And if it speaks I end up vomiting for a good hour. There is only so much annoyance a cat will take.
Nick, on the other hand, has a much higher tolerance before his gag reflex kicks in. He attempted to watch ‘CNN presents TFG’ with host, the up and coming, Kaitlin Collins.
Poor Ms. Collins - she wan’t ready for the barrage of bullshit spewing from that tangerine face. Nick swears that there was a point when chunks of orange make up were dropping off.
Left quite the mess on the studio floor, so the cleaning staff told me.
I asked publicity addict George Santos if he’d watched.
“Watched? Hell I was in the. audience disguised as Meghan Markle. There was a lot of disguising going on. CNN is the new Fox.
“I hear thru the rumour mill that Tucker is forgoing the hefty payday he’s due from Fox. He says that the pay he will receive from CNN will be far greater than the severance pay from Fox. And some people are saying that by the time the dust settles on all the lawsuits Fox is facing they’ll be bankrupt anyway.
“I’m going to attempt to get an interview on Fox while it’s still on the air. I’m already negotiating with CNN. I’m going to insist that Katlin does the interview. Other than Anderson Cooper there’s no one left to do a proper interview. I asked Anderson if he was interested. He told me to get the fuck out of his office and called security.
“It appears that CNN has been preparing for a major swing to the right wing for some time now. Just look at the personnel changes over the past few years.
“So yeah, watch for me on CNN as I seek the nomination.
“Some of the interviews might come from Rikers but it’s looking more and more like Trump will be doing his campaigning from Leavenworth.
“This will be a first for the GOP”
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