Santos planning move to UK politics
"Apparently the Tories appreciate and reward my brand of politics."
I had a chat with George Santos the other day and asked him what the future held for him now that all career avenues in America appear to be shut.
His American political career is kaput and it’s not likely that any self respecting US company would hire him - with the possible exception of the Trump Organization.
“Well Tom I thought long and hard about this. I wanted an English speaking country. I’m too well known in the Spanish speaking world. Some say I’m notorious down there, so I thought it best if I did not return. I’m not even sure if that would be legally allowed.
“Don Junior expressed some interest in employing me, knowing I had drug contacts down south. But working for the Trumps is fast becoming a dead-end - usually ending up in prison from what I hear. I realized that any sort of gainful employment lay outside of the country.
“Then it dawned on me. The UK.
“There is so much crap and corruption in American politics that no one outside of the USA even bothers to listen to it anymore. But in Tory UK - now there’s an opportunity.
“We did a poll in London and no one has even heard of me. As a matter of fact, they stopped paying attention to USA political news once Donald Trump was elected president back in 2016.
“So it looks like I’ll be leaving for good Old Blighty and the Tory party. From what I understand it’s relatively easy to become Prime Minister - they appear to have a rotating process in selecting their Prime Ministers. Moving targets from what I understand.
“Sounds perfect for a guy like me, and they don’t have a problem with me in drag.”
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Larry will express his thoughts this w/end. He's not impressed.
Only one question: what does your pal Larry think about this?