Sarah Palin - "I really wanted to run in a decent state, but they're all Democrat strongholds."
"At least Alaska lets me slaughter animals with my AR-15 from my living room. I killed a Siberian muskox last week, but no one in Russia will send it to me."
Sarah Palin has admitted that Alaska was far from being her first choice as she pondered a return to politics.
“I really would have preferred a nicer, decent, warmer state where they don’t wear as much plaid and has a few months without snow, but they’re all Democrat strongholds. And a lot of them won’t let you hunt from inside your house.
“At least Alaska allows me to slaughter animals with an AR-15 from my living room. I killed a Siberian muskox last week but nobody in Russia will send me the carcass. I tried reaching Putin. He won’t take my calls.
“I told Donald and he says he’ll talk to Vlad and see what he can do. He said that he and his family were probably going to be in Russia very shortly. I sold him my family’s passports - he said he’d pay me for them later. I pointed out that the passport photos wouldn’t match his family. He laughed and told me that ‘I’ve got a guy that can take care of that’.
“I hope he doesn’t take too long to pay, I could really use the money. I haven’t really worked for a few years now and the campaign donations aren’t exactly flowing in.
“And I have alimony payments to make.”