Sarah Palin offers to "keep an eye" on Russia
"It's no bother really. I can see Russia from my front porch. I usually spend my days drinking on my porch swing with my daughter."
In an act of patriotism, and GOP greed, failed wannabe politician and former VP candidate Sarah Palin has put her name forward to “keep an eye” on Russia.
“We don’t want those communist scum doing to us what they are doing to Ukraine. So, I am applying for the job. I won’t charge all that much either. Just enough to get me out of shit hole Alaska. And meals from Uber Eats twice a day. A small price to pay for the peace of mind, don’t you think?
"It's no bother really. I can see Russia from my front porch. And I usually spend my days drinking on my porch swing with my daughter anyway, except for winter - September to May. But I can still watch from my living room. That’s when I spend my days drinking on the sofa with my son and our dog Reagan."
When informed that there was not an actual job opening for a ‘Russia watcher’, she replied, “Well there should be. There will be. You just wait when JFK Jr. is installed as Trump’s VP, he’ll create the position - and who is better qualified and who’s better physically positioned than me.
“Last I heard from Q, JFK Jr. is scheduled to return on Independence Day this year at the Hooters on Smyth Ave in Waco. You can be sure that I’ll be there.”