Sarah Palin - why is she still a thing?

She contributes nothing to the national discourse - she's a punchline. A lunatic with a gun.

Sarah Palin hunting from her living room

She just won’t go into that dark night. Quietly or otherwise.

I read an article in The New Republic today that says Palin is beaking off about the threat of a civil war.

The way I read it, and I may be totally wrong here - after all I’m just a cat - it was apparent that Sarah feels that Dems should roll over. Accept, embrace, and worship Trump.

And I’m fairly certain she is hoping for another American civil war.

How is she still hanging on to this attention? I get the feeling that other than hardcore MAGAts, no one listens anymore.

I like The New Republic but it was clearly a slow news day when they published the piece.

She’s a punchline - has been since her nervous breakdown during the 2008 presidential race.

I wanted some clarity so I turned to one of my few friends in Magatville, Cletus Smith of Arkansas.

Cletus isn’t real bright and sports a neck beard, but he did finish grade six and can read. Albeit he does move his lips. Compared to most of the Trump worshippers - he’s a freaking Mensa candidate.

He told me, “I like Sarah. She’s got nice tits and her daughter is a bit of a slut. She’s a decent hunter - always out with her rifle looking to slaughter a few of God’s creatures. She’s got good taste in men - her ex-husband was a decent hunter when he was soberish - that’s gotta count for something.”

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