Secret Service - incredibly inept participants or hillbilly co-conspirators?
"Matt Gaetz will be vetting you and your family so it will help your chances of being accepted if you have teenage daughters.”
First off - I should tell you that I am a left wing liberal - I see conspiracies everywhere, so take what I say with a grain of salt and keep it in mind while I speculate.
Now, I am not sure if the Secret Service are inept, it seems to me that the vetting process is thorough - but during the dark years of Trump - who knows?
TFG may have pulled some strings and requested jobs for some of his supporters. God knows most of them are unemployed, uneducated and have no sense of style judging by their haircuts and the clothing they wear - perfect disguise for the Secret Service.
“Mr. Donald, I need a job. Me and my family of thirteen kids are starving down in Arkansas. Barely have enough money to keep the shine still running. And that’s our only source of income. Can you help me out here?”
“Sure - but first you have to buy one of Ivanka’s t-shirts. $50 for one, $75 for two. Also buy my book, I’ll autograph it for another $75. And you’ll need a MAGAt hat, but the Secret Service will give you one when you start. Now, your start date will be January 6th and I’ll expect you to be at every rally I hold. Now Matt Gaetz will be vetting you and your family so it will help your chances of being accepted if you have teenage daughters.”