Had a little chat with Bigly Orange the other day.
“You know Tom, I really don’t give a flying fuck about winning this election. I just do not want to go to jail. And that’s the only reason I’m even bothering to run.
“I don’t understand the job of POTUS - never have. I think that was crystal clear to everyone during my first term. I didn’t even really want the job the first time. I had no idea what I was supposed to do, but I loved all the attention and the ‘campaign donations’. I live for attention and money. My shrink tells me that it has something to do with how my father treated me.
“My father thought I was an idiot and treated me that way. He did like how I could bullshit my way out of anything. A gift I still have. I can spew bullshit for hours on end.
“When I’m at Mar-a-Lardo by myself - which is most of the time these days - I practice my bullshit. And the BS is working, Tom.
“I’ve got corporate America on my side, which according to an article in yesterday's NYT is also bullshit.
“And I’ve got a great idea for the immigrant problem - put them to work in the entertainment field. A sure fire money maker.
“I’m thinking cage fighting. Lotta money to be made. Lotta money.”