I’m Tom, an extremely pissed off cat.
Apparently my man-servant Nick, and my vet feel I’ve had enough news for a bit.
My vet has prescribed some kitty tranquilizers for me.
Nick has noticed that I have been especially “assholish” of late. Assholish - his word not mine, I’m far more literate than that.
As a result of the above, I will be on a bit of a sabbatical for the rest of the week. He’s hoping I will start finding a few four legged friends among the assortment of stray canines and felines in our neighborhood.
He’s also dragging me from one animal shelter to another so I can “see how good I have it”.
I’m not allowed to watch or read any news for a few days in hopes that my temperament improves.
Okay, I’ll admit I’ve been a bit moody lately, Nick argues that I haven’t been moody - I’ve been an asshole and my creativity is suffering.
So, my news has been cut off, but I am permitted to watch cartoons (the idiot doesn’t realize that most cartoons are more violent than anything else on TV). I’m also allowed to watch stand-up comedy on Netflix during those short periods in a day when I’m awake.
So don’t expect much from me for the remainder of the week.
Have a good week, I’m off to yet another shelter, since I’m awake.
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