"Sound it out." DJT

"That's how I learned. I don't know a noun from a verb but I sure sound smart to my followers. None of it makes any sense - but that's what the world expects. So I'm golden." DJT

“I have no idea.”

Trump was getting his new flunkies ready for Congress.

“Just sound it out, and ask your sister-wives or cousin-wives and see if they know what it means.

“I’ve been doing it for years, oh sure the wives get tired of it, that’s why I have multiple ex-wives. But even Melania is getting tired of it.

“Time for a new bride. Who wouldn’t want to marry a President,” DJT advised his newly elected minions who were having difficulties reading and understanding all the government documents they are required to read AND comprehend before they take their seats in the House.”

These clowns are desperately trying to understand what their jobs actually are.

Billy-Bob Smith (R-Arkansas) told me, “ You know Tom, if I would have know that this job required reading there is no fucking way I would’ve run.

“Are we going into Congress or repeating Grade 6 yet again. I was lucky - I aged out of school and went to work in the slaughterhouse when I turned 16 in elementary school.

“Who would thought I’d end up in Congress?

“Marjorie Taylor-Greene is tutoring us - but I suspect we actually know more than she does. And she’s got a freaking degree.”

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