Spanky and Melancholia go to a ball game
Melancholia was disappointed - expected a soccer game, and to make matters worse TFG sat next to her.
TFG claims the MLB invited him to game four of the World series in Atlanta.
Now I’m confused. I’m just a cat.
Cats don’t know invitations. Cats never bother to wait for invitations. If cats want to go somewhere - we go, welcome or not.
I don’t know a lot about how invitations work. But from my limited knowledge, doesn’t some person or some organization actually have to extend an invitation before one can say that one has been invited?
It appears that Spanky and Melancholia, his English language challenged concubine, crashed game 4 of the World Series and claimed they had been invited.
The MLB says that is pure unadulterated bullshit. (Rumors are running rampant that TFG paid his admission in rubles).
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