Spanky puts crayons away and opts for a nice picture book
Too illiterate and far too lazy to write a book
Most former presidents write memoirs after their time in office has ended. Not Spanky.
Traitor Tot ‘Blow Boy’ Trump announced Friday that instead of writing a book, his semi-literate dad has chosen to publish and sell a nice old-fashioned picture book (NSFW) of his time on the campaign trails, and in office.
Price - $230 with Spanky’s gold Sharpie signature, $75 without.
“He was having problems finding the perfect crayons and couldn’t stay in the lines, so we decided it might be better to go with photos. God knows there’s enough of them. He tried using Sharpies but found them a little messy. Everything he drew looked like his signature.”
A whole section will be dedicated to the attempted coup of January 6th.
Asked if they had purchased the rights to all the images Spanky will be using, Blow Boy sniffed and replied, “This family doesn’t worry about stuff like that.”
Our interview was cut short as Blow Boy’s nose started to bleed profusely.