Staying in the spotlight - someone is trying to kill sleaze-ball Matt Gaetz, so says Matt
Tom 'cat-chats' AT Matt
I’m just a cat, but how the hell does the GQP sleaze-ball known as Matt Gaetz warrant and garner so much attention? Matt, you need daddy to buy you your own news channel? Even Fox is going to stop covering you. You’re an embarrassment to homo sapiens all over the planet.
First the paranoid newly-wed claimed, on the House floor nonetheless, that someone has put a hit out on him. And that the DOJ has refused to take this seriously? I’m just a cat but I find that hilarious. Are you so desperate for the warmth of the spotlight?
Damnit Matt. Someone put a hit out?
That’s just a bit nebulous buddy. Can you be a just a little more specific? There are over 300 million people in the USA - the majority of whom are sick of you and sick of seeing you in their homes every freaking night and would be delighted if you were no more.
Nobody wants you in their homes. Get off our news feeds please. And take MTG with you.
Nobody’s got time for that. Nobody has enough interest in you. Maybe TFG does, but no decent human beings - that’s for sure.
Also, your well-publicized pimping of teenage girls. That trial is coming up soon. You’ll be in the news. You’ve got a lot in common with Spanky, don’t you.
I’m curious - did you lease your wife like Spanky ?
We can hardly wait until you’re finally in court and hopefully locked up on this, you lecherous scumbag. Pimping little girls? Seriously?
You give pimps and sex workers everywhere a bad name. You really belong behind bars, not in the House of Representatives.
And I hear that your law license has been suspended for non-payment of fees? Wow that’s a rough break - I figured you might be able to help Spanky and Rudy out with a little legal work. Daddy won’t bail you out now that you’re a married man and all respectable?
How will you provide for your bride when you’re in prison? Please don’t pimp her out.
As well, we had a summer of you and MTG traveling all over and getting trolled and chased out of venues everywhere you went. Have to admit that was wildly entertaining.
There’s a lot more Matt shit - I could go on - but my micro-dose is wearing off - and I’m sick of writing about Gaetz, and Nick does not pay that well.