Stephen Miller founds Trump Church of Satanic Worship

Roused my man-servant from his hiatus - should've left him in benzo land but he was starting to stink

Well, I had to restore Nick, my man servant, to consciousness from his hiatus - call it a benzo induced coma if you must.

I had no choice but to wake him. I have eaten everything in the fridge and I need him to go grocery shopping. And he needed to bathe - badly. He was attracting insects and rodents.

And Stephen Miller has emerged from the dark - I figured Nick would want to know.

I force fed him some amphetamines and coffee and he finally regained a semblance of consciousness.

BTW - in case you didn’t know - felines can open fridges - simply by tugging on the bottom of the fridge door. But we must take care to close it after we have finished pilfering. Otherwise we run the danger of your servant figuring out what is happening.

And we can get into the freezing compartment and liberate the ice cream - it takes half a day for it to melt enough to be lapped up. But damn it’s worth the wait.

Anyway, moving on - Charles Manson disciple Stephen Miller is busy founding the Trump branch of Satanic Worship.

He contends that there are a lot more satanic followers in the GQP than there are MAGATs who follow the white version of Jesus.

I asked Stephen what prompted him to this call for action.

“Well Tom, as you know, most of the GQP couldn’t give a damn about God and white Jesus, it’s just a facade.

“But we’ve noticed that a majority of Americans shun Trump’s brand of Christianity, even if some do shell out $60 for the Trump version of the bible.

“BTW - it was printed in China and is full of typos. I pointed this out to TFG and he responded - ‘fuck it, most of my supporters are functionally illiterate - even if they try to read it, they won’t notice’.

“So, in an effort to gain followers/voters, we decided to give them a choice. Trump’s Jesus or Trump’s Satan.

“Donations are just pouring into Satan’s fund to elect TFG.

“I don’t know where he’d be without me.”