Street cleaners in India object to being required to clean up dead Russians
"We've got enough to do cleaning the cow shit off the streets and sidewalks"
Street cleaners in India’s cities are upset at the prospect of being required to clean up the bodies of Russians ‘falling out’ of hotel windows.
“Dead Russians on our streets? That’s all we need. We’re overworked as it is.”
A street cleaner, who asked that he not be named, spoke candidly with us while we stood next to today’s splattered corpse.
“An enemy of Putin no doubt. This is just what we need - rotting human corpses on the streets. As if we aren’t busy enough.
“Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep up with cleaning cow shit off the streets of our cities and towns?
“It’s a full time job. Cows live to shit and they do it frequently and with zeal. No matter when or where they are. Cows are sacred here in India, allowed and even encouraged to have their bowel movements and frequent urinations whenever they feel the need.
“There are millions of cows in our country - roaming and relieving themselves. Try to get your mind around that little fact of life in India.
“I blame our Prime Minister Narendra Modi and his obsequious,. eager to please behavior towards Putin. I understand that he figures we need help if we ever end up in a battle over borders with China - but this is ridiculous. It cannot be allowed to continue. I envision Putin’s dead Russians clogging ore already out of control traffic.”
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