I had a dream during one of my many cat naps today…
I was with Pablo Picasso and Salvador Dali studying TFG’s latest, desperate attempt to capture the Black vote in the upcoming Presidential election.
Both were disgusted when I showed them a picture of the ‘golden sneakers’.
Picasso had a laughing fit and Dali was furious.
“Is he trying to imitate my uninimitable artwork? What the fuck is this supposed to be? Because it sure as fuck isn’t art or fashion. Tacky. They’re just tacky. Is that still a word?”
I explained that the word tacky was still in widespread use, especially when discussing Trump and further explained that TFG was trying to identify with Black American voters in an attempt to earn their votes.
“What a freaking insult to the intellect of minorities,” Dali screamed.
Picasso weighed in, “I’m surprised that orange cretin didn’t have a watermelon and ribs in this promotional material.”
Speaking of TFG’s skin color, he commented that he had never seen TFG’s orange hue anywhere in nature.
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