Taking a break
The news has Nick and I on the verge of nervous breakdowns - we should probably be institutionalized
Hello - I will be taking a few days off to avoid ending up in an asylum.
The news of late has driven both Nick and me right out of our respective skin and or fur.
Nick is chewing Xanax and Valium like they are PEZ.
He has even fashioned an old PEZ container into a benzo dispenser. And I see him refilling it a couple times a day.
We’re off to Cambodia - Nick used to leave me alone when he made these trips but I and my feline friends apparently do far too much damage to our apartment when left unsupervised.
Nick did replace the drapes and the very expensive oriental carpet which pleased the landlord.
The only thing left to do is replace the wallpaper and get rid of the cat urine scent.
It will be so nice not to have to watch/listen/read about the ongoing shit show playing out in DC, Canada, UK, Eastern Europe and Gaza.
Have a good weekend.
Avoid the news!
Relax.
#AdoptDontShop #SlavaUkraini #HeroyamSlava
#NeverMetAnAnimalIDidNotLikeExceptThatBigMeanOrangeCatAtTheEndOfTheBlock
Totally missed this. Hope you guys are settling into your new place
Right there with you 😂