Taylor Swift outpolls every single GQP candidate in C.A.T.S. poll
MAGAts, incels, asshats are furious - calling for another insurrection because they're running out of things to protest or prosecute
Cats Affirm Taylor Swift (CATS) - is an organization of neighborhood cats who get together as regular as cats can - we’re not real good at sticking to anything resembling a schedule. To wit - a sleeping, eating, playtime schedule.
At our last meeting we did something really out of character for a *clowder of cats.
*For those of you not familiar with word ‘clowder’ -
We discussed what you two-legs call politics, elections, candidates and shit like that. We don’t understand the whole concept - it just seems to breed yet another stream of hate in the human experience.
Anyway, we felt that your current POTUS and V-POTUS are doing a great job cleaning up all the dog shit left behind by that obese, orange, mentally challenged TFG (The Former Guy) and we see no reason for you to change boats in midstream. They still have a bit of work to do.
But all you Swifties our there - please vote for Joe Biden this time and we can have Taylor as POTUS in 2028.
Please, please do not reelect that orange guy. He scares the bejesus out of us.
Don't you just love the tsunami of white male insecurity over T-Swift being named Time's Person of the Year. Am SO here for it! 😂
I am loving this sooooo much!!!