Ted Cruz calls for investigation, boycott of businesses on Sesame Street
“It’s not just the bird. The whole damn street is subversive. We need an investigation.”
“It’s not just the bird. The whole damn street is subversive. We need an investigation. Subpoena the lot of them. And that friend of the bird. What kind of name is Snuffleupagus anyway? Sounds European - eastern European. Probably a Russian or German. I know Trump likes ‘em - gets most of his wives from that area. Myself? I don’t trust any of them. Where was I - oh yeah - boycott and investigate the bunch of them.”
Cruz continued with his loud, rapid fire, boorish rant for another twenty hours or so and was pulling out a copy of ‘Green Eggs and Ham’ when an aide woke up and reminded him that he had already done that, and he was ‘not filibustering anything today’.
“We’re not in the Senate chambers now, sir. We aren’t trying to stop anything.”
“Sorry - force of habit - I do like the sound of my own voice. And I love fucking up progress. Now, let’s talk about this CRT - critical race theory thing - looks like there is a whole lot of that happening on Sesame Street.”