Ted Cruz denied entrance and detained at Texas border

Canadian birth certificate and a knowledge of Spanish did him in

US ‘Senator’ Ted Cruz was detained and held at an entry point in Houston airport when he tried to get home from a Cancun, Mexico meeting of the AASPCA - American Association to Suppress People of Central America.

Travellin’ Ted showed his Canadian birth certificate and an American passport as ID upon landing. A rookie immigration agent took it upon himself to deem Teddy Boy as undesirable and put him on a bus to New York.

I spoke with some of the other would-be immigrants on the bus to NYC.

One of them told me, “This is what we wanted. A free ride to New York. We sure as hell did not want to be stuck in Texas. I’m a mathematics professor, I did not want to work on an oil rig, pick fruit or herd cattle in Texas.

“Who in their right mind would want to end up in Texas? Might as well have stayed in our own countries. We are grateful for the ride to New York.

“Traveling with Ted Cruz was not in the plan.”

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