Ted Cruz shoots his mouth off and causes a load of work McCarthy is not prepared or qualified to do.
Threatens to impeach POTUS 'after the GQP take back the House'
“Are you out of your fucking mind,” screamed Kevin McCarthy.
“You know who has to do the heavy lifting on this, right? Me. And the House. And those clowns aren’t that bright. That high school kid in the wheelchair? All he talks about is a coup. Acts like he’s playing one of his freaking video games. You been in his office? It’s a fucking arcade. And the Neanderthal from Georgia? She has a hard time spelling her own names. She hangs garbage on the wall outside of her office. Looks like a high school gym. Like the walls are campaign billboards. She does nothing of consequence, thank God for small mercies. Got her wings clipped early in the session. And her boyfriend “pimp-boy” Gaetz. He’ll be in prison soon.
“And I suppose you’re just going to fuck off out of the country on another impromptu holiday. You know I’m not that bright. I can hardly spell impeachment. You’re going to dump this on me and screw off. That vacay last winter did not turn out so well for you.”
Cruz scratched the growth on his face and quietly answered, “Hadn’t thought of that. But it will be winter, won’t it? Winter is the time for impeachments, right? TFG taught us that.”
“Did you hear a flipping word I said? I’m the last guy you want to quarterback this thru the House. Who else we got? The high school dropout from Colorado, walks around with a gun on her hip? That whack-a doodle is going to shoot someone one of these days.”
Cruz smirked.
“Don’t you be so smug. Look at the Confederacy of Dunces you work with. Ron Johnson - certifiable. Josh Hawley - always looks pissed off and in a hurry to get somewhere. Don’t know where - he does fuck all. Mitch won’t be around forever. He sleeps in a coffin in case he goes in the middle of the night. Elaine just has to close the lid and call the undertaker to wheel him out.
“Saw an article about your daughter yesterday - perhaps you should discuss this with her. Seems very level-headed. Now get the fuck out of my office and go feed that dog of yours. I still don’t understand why you dumped this on me.”