Tennessee drops age requirement for marriage - claims it will put an end to child porn
Next on the battlefront - sibling marriage
Tennessee men are looking forward to being able to ditch their child porn subscriptions.
“Kiddie porn? There will be no need for it anymore once we get rid of that danged outdated age requirement. Stupid law. Kids are growing up so fast these days - there’s just no need for it,” claims Jim-Bob Clampett, mayor of the hamlet of Moose Ear, Tennessee.
“And it just might keep some of our women folk in the state. Seems once they’re old enough most of the good marrying stock flee the state.”
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