“We’re too stupid to live,” a TN GOP told me yesterday as I celebrated with a large crowd of democracy loving Tennesseans.
The expulsion of two bright young reps from the Tennessee house for no good reason at all had decent citizens across the nation up in arms.
I spent the day imagining what the GOP caucus conversation was like after this fuck up eventually resulted in their reinstatement.
I would have loved to have been in that room. But imagining is the next best thing to being there, or so Nick tells me.
Myself, I think ‘shrooms are the next best thing to being there. Sometimes even better than being there. Ever wonder why your kitty’s eyes go all black at times? ‘Shrooms. Cats have the best ‘shrooms.
Anyway back to that caucus meeting…
“We fucked up royally you guys. You’ll notice that Rep Tommy-Joe isn’t here. He was the idiot that came up with the idea. Die-hard racist.
“He was the guy that convinced Trump to take out those full page ads about the Central Park Five. Remember that? Innocent kids ended up in prison. Trump and Tommy-Joe wanted the death penalty. Upshot - Tommy-Joe is as much of a pariah as Trump.
“In the next election, I suspect he’ll be running under a Trump banner. Trump has slipped so far down, that he’s forming a third party. Tommy-Joe will be with him.
“So if you need a shoe shine or have an errand to run - you can find Tommy-Joe sweeping up in the basement or cleaning the toilets somewhere in the building. And by the way, there’s not a chance in hell he’s running for re-election - not as a GOP anyway.”
#AdoptDontShop. #SlaviUkrain