Tennessee outlaws opinions, banishes two black men, white woman allowed to remain
"We're sick of people who think differently than we do."
“This is the land of Davy Crocket or somebody like him, I don’t really remember. I skipped school a lot. We hate it when people don’t think the same as we do,” an unnamed Tennessee House rep said as he offered me some squirrel jerky.
“Have some, it’s good for you. Protein. Down here we make jerky out of all sorts of critters,” he said as he eyed me up and down.
A chill ran up and down my spine. My kitty senses were screaming, “DANGER, DANGER.”
I asked about the three reps.
“Shit disturbers. That’s what they were. Democrats. Nothing but trouble. Next election we’re banning them from running for office. Not worth the trouble.”
I asked about the people who had elected them.
“We are considering outlawing them from voting. Damn nuisances. As a matter of fact we plan to disenfranchise Democrat constituencies. Fix this problem once and for all. One they’ve learned their lesson, they’ll toe the line, you’ll see.
“They’’ll learn once the trash starts piling up, rats overtake their constituencies and diseases start spreading. That’ll teach them to offer opinions different from what we think. And they can all use a haircut. We’ll take care of that too.
“Speaking of appearances, where the hell did they get the money to buy those fancy duds they wear. This is Tennessee damnit, we wear our dress overalls to session. Disgraceful. Some of them even shave. This is exactly how those hippy-types started way back in the sixties.
‘If we don’t put a stop to this now, we’re all gonna end up driving electric pick-ups like a bunch of sissies.”
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Spot on!