Tesla to produce pilotless passenger aircraft

"Our ultimate goal is to eliminate any human operation of any type of vehicle." - President Elon Musk

Artist concept of Tesla Air cockpit

President Musk took a break from recruiting high school students to obtain backgrounds on every citizen in the USA to announce Tesla’s latest project.

He told me that once the high school math students he has recruited have finished with their current mission to obtain full information on every person in the country is finished he is putting them to work on developing pilotless aircraft.

“Of course we do expect a few issues, as we have with the driverless Tesla automobiles, but we will eventually overcome them. We don’t expect the death toll to be all that bad. We’ll even contribute a few bucks to the funerals of the passengers.

“Training real human pilots is so expensive and they are overpaid. This costs the country and the airlines a great deal of money that could be better spent on the salaries of the upper echelon of my cabinet. I did promise them that I will make them richer - and I hate to go back on a promise.”

I asked if he would be the first passenger on one of the pilotless planes and he snapped at me, “Are you fucking insane. I didn’t even test drive one of my driverless cars. I still don’t.

“As a matter of fact I drive a Toyota.”

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