Texas GOP governor adds addendum to law arresting and deporting foreigners
I had a chat with the Texas GQP governor about his latest edict dictating the arrest by local constabulary of foreigners who happen to be in the state.
I was curious how this law would affect people who just happened to be traveling through the Lone Star state on their way somewhere more enjoyable.
He yelled at me, “If they don’t have a Texas drawl I want them arrested and booted out of our state, just like the rest of the fucking non-Texan foreigners.
“We’re not going to incarcerate them. I don’t want a cent of Texas money going to feed these criminals.
“And I’m not just talking just migrants - I am talking about anyone from outside Texas.
“Americans from other states cause nothing but trouble for me. They stir up our people and make them question my actions. Especially those damn out-of-state journalists.
“I also plan to arrest Texan women and girls fleeing the state for abortions. I’ll jail them until they give birth or die from pregnancy complications.
“We cannot have anyone questioning my authority. And it should be punishable to question TFG’s authority as well.
“Not that it will matter much soon - I and my staff are in the process of planning secession from the USA.”
I commented that I felt that was a move to which most Americans are looking forward.
I was then escorted off the premises by Sgt Cletus and put on a flight to Martha’s Vineyard.
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