Texas is now officially a state of amateur abortion bounty hunters
Now THIS pisses me off - I'm just a cat - this shouldn't upset me as much as it does. Humans are fucking idiots. I can see why Nick needed a break.
Hi - Tom here again. Very pissed off, outraged today. Here goes…
Texans - wanna make a quick $10,000?
Who doesn’t? Especially in the throes of a pandemic.
Good news. Your governor will give you 10G per abortion you report. All you have to do is narc out a friend, a neighbor, a relative, or a complete stranger. Even your wife - go ahead - split the bounty. Makes for a free abortion with a few bucks left over for a trip to Cancun. Enjoy a second honeymoon. Even a first honeymoon. (Contact Teddy-boy Cruz for accommodation recommendations).
That’s right. Simply turn in a woman for having an abortion after six weeks of pregnancy.
Doesn’t even matter if it actually happened. How are they gonna know? Seriously - the abortion has already happened, allegedly.
Are they demanding proof? Just take a picture of any woman in a car in an abortion clinic parking lot. Or any woman opening the door of a clinic.
That’s all I’ve got today - so freaking mad - have to go rage eat.
See you tomorrow, sorry this was so short. Too outraged to write. I need some Xanax and whiskey. It’s the official drink of extremely pissed off cats.
BTW - anyone know where I can buy some psilocybin ‘shrooms? Got a feeling this gig is going to require micro-dosing.
Nick left me nothing but catnip.