TFG now owns Republican Party - plans to sell GQP to pay fines
"That should stop the court cases for a little while but it probably won't help with prison sentences. It's a good thing I own most of SCOTUS" - TFG
In his never ending quest for money - partially to pay a few fines and judgements, but mostly to deposit in his Russian bank account, DJT has started taking bids on his sale of what’s left of the Republican Party.
“Truthfully cat, I’m getting a little tired of spending so much time in a courtroom and it always costs me more money. I’ve scraped the bottom of the barrel to find lawyers who will have a fucking thing to do with me.
“When I approach the decent lawyers that I know, they ignore me. A lot of them close their offices when they see me coming.
“Jared won’t even help me out, even though he’s making a fortune from the Saudis I introduced him to.
“And he says he’s finished paying me for Ivanka who I sold to him a few years back.
“He’s even got a receipt from my accountant that shows ‘Paid in full’ - he challenged me to try and sue him for more money.
“Junior and ‘Cement Head’ Eric are no help. Any money that Junior gets his hands on goes up his nose. Eric has no money coming in other than the baby-sitting money his wife gives him while she is out working for me.
“The only asset I’ve got left is the GQP and it seems to lose its value as each day goes by and every time I have a rally.”
I couldn’t take any more of his whining and politely ended our chat, but not before he asked me for some money to buy a Diet Coke and a Big Mac.
So… the only asset he owns - the GQP - is now for sale.
Any takers?
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I can't wait for Rump to bleed the account to zero.....better yet overdraw it. Will Repugnant's then finally wake up? I doubt it. Would love to see all magats double mortgage their homes for the orange lump.
If Hollywood came up with the concept of a clearly insane fat orange and incontinent Aderall-snorting presidential candidate, on trial for multiple crimes, out loose on the streets, spouting the sort of batshit-crazy nonsense he does, still being backed by at least SOME of the party that he’s been endorsed by, who won’t shut up about a woman he raped and who every time he opens his mouth about her gets sued again, and who claims to own the SCOTUS (and basically does), etc., etc., etc., would they buy it?