TFG plans to appoint Don Jr as head of the DEA
"I have some great ideas - should make a lot of people happy and free up prison space for my enemies." DJT Jr.
I was chatting with TFG yesterday about what a second Presidential term might look like if his band of criminals managed to manipulate the vote to reinstate him to POTUS.
“Well Tom, you’ve seen a bit of it already. All these legal challenges against me are being dropped or delayed.
“If it continues I’ll be able to pardon myself once I take office again. I’m not worried at all.
“But these pesky judgements that have already been handed down - that’s a different concern but I’m sure my team will figure it out.
“I mean, this is America, plaintiffs do have accidents and die or go missing all the time. I’m now spending my time sorting out a cabinet.
“First up - I’ll be appointing Don Jr as the head of the DEA. No one knows more about drugs than Junior. He says his first task will be to legalize cocaine, much like marijuana is becoming legal across America.
“And of course Ivanka will be a decoration in the Oval again - I love to have something beautiful to look at during those long four hour days at work..
“Obviously Cement Head Eric will be in charge of infrastructure. A lot of the Trump Organization structures he has been involved with are still standing - for the most part.
“And just to let you in on a little secret Tom, this will be the last Presidential election the USA will ever see. I can’t go on like this.
“I’ve already started selling tickets to the election night ball after-party.
“Tickets start at $500. Should I put you down for a couple?”
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I find it hilarious that the same mouth-breathers who claim that Hunter Biden “made millions” because his father was VP (despite the complete lack of power that a VP actually has) but have NO problem that the entire Trump family and in-laws with the exception of Barron and “the other daughter” collectively made BILLIONS from outright graft and secret deals with Saudis and the Chinese and made friends with Russian spies WHILE being the vilest humans other than the dictators that Daddy practically sucked the toes of… (you KNOW that I don’t mean “toes”).
But… yeaaaahhh the fact that Biden Daddy gave Hunter a $2000 loan to buy a vehicle and was paid back is “evidence” if corruption.
Long day at work today Tom. Love the pic of the coke sniffler snuffler. Perfect picK by daddy diaper don for DEA Head