TFG son goes in search of lawyers for dad

"We may have to use a court-provided lawyer."

“Next stop legal aid,” Eric Trump told me in confidence.

Eric and his obnoxious brother, Junior are on a quest.

Find a lawyer for daddy.

Retainers for all of TFG’s lawyers are rapidly running low.

Eric continued, “It took us forever to get enough cash together to cover all those retainers and they are starting to get dangerously low. And now they’re all asking for more money or they will stop work.

“The Bible and sneaker sales have dried right up and there isn’t a lot of cash being contributed to the campaign fund - we’ve pretty much drained all that for retainers. We’re not even sure if it’s legal to use campaign donations for personal use. And we cannot find a decent legal firm that doesn’t want huge retainers.

“Mar-a-Lago has become a warehouse for unsold Trump paraphernalia. It’s getting as bad as the classified document crisis.

“We still owe a Chinese printing firm over a half million for the Bibles, and there’s still a lot owing to an Indian firm for the sneakers.

“Dad doesn’t seem to give a fuck, he’s even started thinking about selling Trump Tower and his private plane.

“We’ve talked to a few legal aid places but they want a little cash up front as well. Even though most of their lawyers are just law students.

“Dad’s even started to think about using a court-provided lawyer. But I’m pretty sure the court will not allow that - I think they’ll insist that he starts to sell some of his assets.”

Truthfully, I have a feeling that all his properties are already heavily mortgaged.

He just may be fucked.

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