TFG - "Stormy was best 42 seconds of my life."
"It cost me a fortune but it was worth every cent."
“I’ll tell you Tom, it was the best 42 seconds of my life. I don’ know how much this will end up costing me in the end, but it was worth every penny.”
I was chatting with TFG about his liaison with Stormy, in between his all too frequent naps. Which has led me to think that perhaps HE is a little too old to be POTUS.
I hear he is breathless once his security detail load him into his vehicle.
One confessed to me, “We’re getting close to using a front end loader. You would not believe how many strained muscles we have. I can hardly get into bed at nite - so much pain.
“I’m thinking it might make more sense to have a lift installed on the vehicle and he could just sit in his wheel chair for the duration of the trip.
“We’d face him towards the rear of the SUV - it would lessen all the BS he spews at us.
“And the constant stops at Mc’Ds, Burger King and every chicken shack that we happen to pass. The vehicle just reeks. Smells like a greasy fast food emporium.
“And it get worse when he holds a rally - we are in the process of devising a stand for him - you now - those hour long diatribes in which he just repeats himself over and over. He needs a stand - like a department store mannequin..That wouldn’t be so bad but he’s always contradicting everything he spews as he goes along.
“I seriously think he has a RFK Jr brain worm. He never seems to know what day it is. I cannot tell you the number of times he’s had us take to him to a non-existent rally. And even though the venue is empty he makes us serve as an audience before forcing us to take him to a Dairy Queen. He likes their Peanut Buster Parfaits.
“A lot of us are considering early retirement before he’s sent to prison. I’d rather listen to the nonsense my two year old babbles - it makes a helluva lot more sense than anything he says at his rallies.
“Can you imagine being locked up with him? He just doesn’t shut up. - unless he’s napping,”
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42 seconds is overestimate....
hahahaha... someone beat me to the snide comment!