I managed to sneak out of our hotel very early this morning. There’s a beautiful field across from where we are staying and I have been itching to go check it out.
To my surprise and delight I found it teeming with all manner of rodentia and flying insects.
My instincts kicked in and I went to work.
I started off with a few flies and a butterfly. My appetite whet, I started hunting rats and mice.
It was a real smorgasbord - I was in heaven. I have no idea what some of the creatures were but damn they were tasty, and I thought to myself, “Nick would love these.”
He was fast asleep when I left and he was still snoring away when I returned. Not wanting to wake him I stuffed a mouse-like creature into his mouth. His eyes opened wide and he woke immediately - leaping out of bed, spitting, growling and using language I have only heard him use when referring to Trump and his cronies.
Suffice it to say I am now confined to the hotel room bathroom. I am unsure for how long.
He didn’t even taste it. No appreciation.