The Alito Flag and Trump Paraphernalia Company
"Ideally we would like to become the official manufacturer of Trump stuff for the 2024 election."
Chatting with Judge Alito the other day and asked WTAF is with all the Trump flags?
“Well Tom, MAGAts will buy anything with TFG’s name on it - I don’t know where they’re getting the cash - most are unemployed or in jail. Truthfully, I don’t care where they get the cash as long as it ends up in our bank account in Switzerland.
“We’re coming up on retirement or indictment. Either way - we’ll need the cash.
“So my wife and I got the idea for a real cash cow.
Trump crap. Of course TFG paraphernalia is a big seller among TFG fans - especially if they happen to hitch a ride to one of his rallies.”
I asked him how Trump feels about you making money off his name.
“He doesn’t have a clue about foreign exchange so he’ll trust any royalty we happen to pass along to him.
“And we’re working on an idea for joining forces with Rudy - he really needs the cash - and everyone loves coffee.
“I don’t know how lucrative this venture will be - but it would be nice to see America’s Mayor eat a decent meal.
“Seeing him rummage through trash cans behind restaurants is very sad. We were going to have him over for a meal, but he kinda smells like garbage which would spoil our appetites.
“So we put some of the leftovers in a bag and sent him on his way.
“I really wonder who is footing the bill for the coffee manufacturing?”
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