Cruz - "The number and size of doors are the problem."
"There is no gun problem, we have a door problem."
In a country where it’s easier for young white American boys to purchase a gun than it is for them to purchase cigarettes or liquor, Ted Cruz and fellow members of the lunatic fringe glitterati are declaring war on doors.
Cruz explained his thinking, “The large number of doors in America’s schools are the problem. The number of doors has grown exponentially over the past two decades. That’s the crux of the problem - not guns and the easy way they can be had legally. Americans need easy access to guns. That cannot change.”
Cruz elaborated, “We should restrict the number of doors in our schools to a single point of entry and exit and have an armed security guard at the entrance. It would be much easier to police, thereby eliminating the school shooting problem in America.
“I’m also calling for smaller doors - a single door that only allows one person to enter or exit at any given time.”
We pointed out that his plan would result in students becoming easy targets for an ambush.
Cruz quipped, “Yeah. A few innocents may get killed but that’s the price we must pay to save lives.”