The real reason GQP wants Dept. of Education shut down
"So tired of the electorate being smarter than we are."
President Elon Musk and his piss boy DJT are tired of being the most stupid, insane people in the room
Elon came up with a solution. Eliminate education.
“If you look at our staunchest supporters you’d see that most leave school in Grade 4 when they reach 16 years of age. If we can manage to eliminate education after students reach 16 our popularity will explode.
“I have a feeling that we’d never lose an election ever again. Look at southern US - most students leave school as soon as they can and our popularity explodes.
“We can save a lot of money- and even more as University and Colleges shut down due to lack of students and exorbitant tuition fees - which we will be raising to levels that only children of billionaires can afford.
“Most of the dropouts can get employment as janitors and garbage collectors.
“We’ll never lose an election again.
“And Donald can attain his dream of becoming King. A job well suited to his ‘skill set’.
“Doing nothing but sitting on his ass and babbling nonsense.
“And staying the fuck out of my way.”
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