The TFG support team dressing like assholes - just like TFG

"I feel like an asshole." an unnamed, ashamed GQP told me. "He made us do it. The promise of a cabinet position is jut not worth it. I feel like a full blown Trumper."

It seems as if TFG wants him team to dress like him.

“It shows solidarity - and who wouldn’t want to be part of this team? We’re not done though. We’re having our women team being fitted with more male GQP-like clothing.

“We’re a team damnit, and we should look like it. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this.”

I asked him who was paying for all of this.

“Well, it’s sure as fuck not going to be me. Maybe we’ll claim it as a campaign expense - we haven’t worked out all the details and Rudy is unavailable at the moment.

“He’s good with this stuff, but the way it’s looking he’ll be in Arizona for a bit. I can’t believe they found him.

“He pulled a Charlie Manson and found him under a house trailer.

“We have a little bit of a problem though, many of the GQP team are refusing to wear diapers. Particularly the broads. I don’t understand what the problem is. I’ve been wearing diapers since I was in high school and it hasn’t been a problem.

“Of course the women I ‘pay to play’, often laugh and make fun of me and my diapered mushroom. I don’t give a damn - as long as I get what I’m paying for.

“By the way, that’s how Melania and I met. I haven’t seen her in weeks but I’ve got a one week break from this persecution and I imagine people will expect us to be seen together - damnit. I am getting the feeling she detests me.

BEFORE I GO EAT AND NAP

A since apology to all those I offended by glorifying Stray Cats yesterday. I love the song, but I do appreciate the trials and tribulations stray animals endure. I was a stray myself a while back and remember the misery and hunger.

Please accept my sincere apology. Cats have a warped sense of humor.

#AdoptDontShop #SlavaUkraini #HeroyamSlava

#NeverMetAnAnimalIDidNotLikeExceptThatBigMeanOrangeCatAtTheEndOfTheBlock