Hello cats and kittens, I don’t know about you but as I watch the slow-moving disaster that is Truth Social, I’ve got to wonder - who the hell built this mess?
So, I did some investigating.
We cats are very adept at investigations. We can find the rattiest pair of your long-lost underwear and drag it thru a living room full of your guests at a dinner party thrown in honor of your boss.
We also have very warped ideas about what is funny.
Anyway, that’s enough of my extolling the virtues of cats. Most of you are familiar with our intelligence and wit. Here’s some of what I found.
It appears that the first misstep was the order to “let Eric help”.
Eric has a hard time sending a text message, or even posting anything resembling a complete thought to Twitter. He can barely dial a telephone. Flush toilets delight and fascinate him. Why would anyone think that he should be allowed anywhere near building a social media platform?
The bulk of the initial work was undertaken by kitchen and cleaning staff from Mar-a-Lardo, and job seekers found hanging out at Home Depot. The bulk of whom could barely speak English but were given IT lessons by a Trump aide who had had learned from a Social Networks for Dummies book that Trump had “borrowed” from Jason Miller of Gettr fame.
A coked up, speedy Junior was put in charge of scheduling the rollout – constantly loudly insisting that work be completed before his dealer arrived.
Ivanka was put in charge of designing Truth Social merchandise and clothing, and according to TFG, the most important aspect of the project.
Jared watched. Jared likes to watch - just like Gym Jordan likes to watch things get fucked and keep his mouth shut.
And of course, at the top of it all - Devin Nunes and his cow. Just as effective as an unpaid CEO as he was as a congressman.