"This leadership voting thing is the longest consecutive time I've spent in the House since coming to DC" - MTG
“I haven’t had time to go to the gym”
Being a cat I can get in anywhere, so I took a little trip to the House to visit MTG.
“If this goes on I may have to rent a room or something in DC. And Matt and I were planning a victory yelling tour of the south. My friends won’t let me sleep on their sofas anymore.”
Marjorie Taylor-Greene - if that is still her name after her divorce, was whining to me about having to spend so much time at work voting for a GOP House Leader.
“This is taking more time than I spent harassing and beating up my nerd classmates in high school. This is the most consecutive time I’ve spent at work since I was elected.
“Something has to give. And soon. I’ve got to get back to my weight training. That gym in the basement is the best thing about this job.
“I really don’t see the reason for this leadership thing anyway. Nobody expects us to do anything anyway. But some of us are anxious to get back to showing off for the MSM. Lauren is anxious to return to babbling nonsense for the press. She craves the attention.
“But at least she got them to take out the metal detectors. I guess it’s a real pain in the ass when you don’t go anywhere unless you’re armed. She’s always got a weapon somewhere on or in her body. You would not believe some of the places she has shoved a gun on her person. I expect they will declare the House as an open-carry zone.
“And I really don’t see the sense of bothering with a House leader - it’s not like anybody expects we’re going to do anything - a lot of showboating and fighting. That’s it. We don’t actually need a House Leader to do that.
“Let’s finish this so Matt and I can get back on the road.”
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