Tom the Extremely Pissed Off and Lethargic Cat Will Be Replacing Nick
He's gone somewhere that Alberta and Kenney isn't
It’s been a long time since I’ve written anything. I used to write for Nick years ago, whenever he was too drunk or too hungover. Which was often in those days.
So he has asked me to fill in for him for these next few weeks. His vet, uh doctor, his doctor recommended that he take a bit of a breather - in a nice quiet hospital ward, preferably in a country where English isn’t spoken. Almost no chance for him to get upset if he can’t understand what’s going on.
Anyway, the first thing you should know about me….. unless it directly involves me, I really don’t give a shit. I have a catitude problem, I’m aware of it, but I don’t care.
I don’t care about politics, but you do, or so Nick told me.
So here goes from my view.
First up, Canadian politics (yawn).
I know, but I promised Nick.
The reason #2TierOToole picked up points in the polls this last week is the simple fact that the Tories hid Ford and Kenney away until September 20th, when they’ll be allowed out in public again to continue fucking up their own provinces. That’s my in-depth analysis and that’s it for Canadian politics for this issue, or perhaps forever. I really don’t know from one day to the next what will hold my interest.
Now we turn to American politics. Afghanistan - done. Hell of a job, well done by @POTUS. Hard to believe that three presidents allowed that sore to fester for twenty years. President Biden is in the job for eight months and ends it.
And did it with enough time left until the next election so that everybody will have forgotten how messy it was at the end.
It was always going to be messy - no matter who ended it or when it ended. But earlier is better for POTUS.
And what the hell is the story with the Apprentice Insurrectionist who goes by the name of Madison. Madison? Seriously.
What kind of mother would give her son the name Madison. It should be the name of a town, a street, or even a dog. At best, it’s a girl’s name. Give that name to a male, and it’s just an excuse for him to put on airs. And that’s a real good excuse to beat the shit out of him in high school and college. Just ask Cancun Cruise. I’m sure his days in law school were damn lonely. I mean, who’d want to be friends with that?
Anyway, this is from the viewpoint of a feline, so take it with a grain of salt - America - you gotta lose Madison. I’m embarrassed for him. He’s embarrassing to watch. He’s calling for a civil war. That’s what happens when you elect someone who hasn’t out grown video games. Don’t know how you’re going to do it America - but this clown has to go.
And that is my in-depth analysis for today. Unlike Nick, I really don’t give a flying fuck about things political, but I must admit I was dazzled by Joe.
Madison makes me sick to my stomach - horked up some kibble and a fur ball just thinking about him during my noon nap.
See you tomorrow if I can get excited about something.