Triple Crown Winner of GOP awards at SOTU - MTG - it was expected to be embarrassing
"I'm so proud, I hear Junior is presenting the awards to me. I hope he brings enough cocaine for all of us." MTG
I’m just a cat but even I expected this.
Marjorie Taylor Greene cleaned up at the SOTU address winning the big three awards of the GOP.
All three of the highest honors went to MTG - The Most Obnoxious, The Biggest Embarrassment to the GOP, and the biggie - Most Likely To Lose Her Seat (before her term is up). Her party and TFG are extremely proud of her.
Her ex-family is extremely embarrassed.
So much so that they are petitioning the court to force her to ‘cease and desist’ using the name Greene.
I spoke with her ex-husband and their adult children and asked them how they felt about their wife and mother’s behavior.
Her ex-husband told me, “Since the day she walked into the House she has been nothing but an embarrassment. The kids are so humiliated by her actions, especially at Tuesday’s SOTU that they have demanded that we legally force her to stop using Greene as part of her name. They told me that if she doesn’t stop using that name, the three of them are going to have their own names changed. We’ve all bought Democrat memberships and are donating large amounts.”
Daughter Lauren added, “She’s so embarrassing. Trying to impeach President Biden on her first day? Lunatic. And now she’s started a good old fashioned feud with Lauren Boebert, another whack job - although I have to admit not as bad as my mom. I’m sure mom wasn’t this bad when we were growing up. I’m all but positive she’s in the menopause phase of her life. Nothing else explains it. She should be in a rest home or a psych ward somewhere. She should have a team of psychiatrists, at the university level, studying her. She should be in psych textbooks.”
Brother Derek chimed in, “They should gather up all these people who get their ‘news’ from Insta, Facebook, Truth Social and ‘The Pillow Guy’ and do a study on them and those like them, then they should write a textbook or two.”
Commenting on the big white coat MTG wore to the SOTU address, her son Taylor said, “She thought it was representative of the Chinese spy balloon. To my mind she looked like ‘Nanook of the North”. I have no idea what point she was making about the spy balloon. She wanted it to be brought down over land and maybe killing hundreds. She’s a fucking loon. I’ll sure be happy when this menopause shit stops. I want my mother back. But I don’t think the GQP-Trumpers will let her go now. Trump likes her and is glad she’s on his team.
“I hear he wants more supporters like her and is canvassing alcoholic homeless people for recruits, offering them a bottle of Trump wine and floor space in the furnace room of one of his hotels.”
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