Donald Trump is advising President Musk to stop worrying about his Tesla brand of automotive junk.
“You know Tom - I just told him straight out - give it up. Declare Tesla bankrupt. I know all the signs, believe me. I’ve been in the same situation with all of my business ventures.
“If it ain’t working - just declare it bankrupt, grab all the cash you can and run. There’s no sense flogging a dead horse. Tesla sales are never going to return to what they were.
“You’ve totally fucked up America - there’s no way of coming back from that, and America is not going to forgive you. You might as well leave the USA and find another country to fuck up.
“You’re hated here by a good chunk of the American people. A lot of people are starting to ask how the hell you got this position where you can dismantle our government.
“As far as Tesla goes - it’s finished. Especially with that cybertruck. I told him it looks like he copied the design of the DeLorean from Back To The Future.
“Bankruptcy is the way to go - trust me - I know what I’m talking about. I’ve been through this a lot in my life.
“I mean - who else can bankrupt a few casinos?”
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Just don't come to the UK either :)
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