Trump and entourage arrive in NYC to face music
Holed up in his NY residence - 'close to court'. "There's a great Mickey D's down here. Plenty of female company. I needed a nice quiet place to rehearse testimony."
I listened to TFG explain why he had chosen this run down condo with the gold accoutrements passing as home decor to in which to hole up.
In the background - the non-stop wail of sirens - cops and ambulances.
“Years of my misdeeds. There is just so much that I have to remember. I needed a nice quiet place to reflect and jog my memory. I lied a lot in those years, I admit. But it was for the security of the nation and my bank accounts.
“Because at the end of the day - that’s all that matters, isn’t it cat.
“Sadly some people learned of my location after we released details to the press.
“I just finished listening to the My Pillow Guy and Rudy pounding at my door yelling, ‘We’re here to help’ for 20 minutes before they gave up.
“Some of my female ‘friends’ heard I was in town and there has been a steady stream of them pounding on my door screaming that I owe them money for services rendered over the past years. I thought they had come to offer a little comfort in these dark times. I was wrong. You really learn how many friends you have in times like this.
“I thought Melania would come with me but she was busy with a lot of her male cousins and couldn’t make it.
“Seems like my years of misdeeds are coming back to haunt me. But seriously - I don’t give a flying fuck.
“There’s alway Vlad and the sanctity of Russia. Unless he’s milked me for all the info I can give him. I think he may be pissed since the authorities took all the docs I had appropriated and squirreled away.
“It’s always something.”
#AdoptDontShop. #SlavaUkraini