Trump - "No one has ever taken the Fifth as many times as I have."
"I spent the night before the deposition rehearsing. It was just like being back on the set of The Apprentice. Having to learn lines. Maybe I'll win an Emmy this time if I go back to TV."
“I had some trouble memorizing the whole ‘I decline to answer on the grounds of blah, blah, blah’. So Rudy taught me to say ‘Same answer’ to any question asked. Rudy is still a damn good lawyer. Too bad he’s disbarred in so many states.
“And you know what? The NYAG uses defective bibles. When I placed my hand on the bible for the swearing in, it burned my hand. But other than that it went well.
“Many people are saying that I should return to television since my popularity in the MAGAt world is skyrocketing. I could win an Emmy this time. I’m really not sure about running for President in ‘24. I think I might like to get back into TV.
“I called Rupert to discuss it but I can’t seem to reach him. He’s so busy. Hannity and Carson are telling me that they can’t reach him either. The three of us are thinking of approaching Newsmax or OAN - or both. I hear they could use some help these days.
'‘I asked my kids what I should do.
“Eric The Simple had no idea what I was talking about, Junior and Kim were away on a ‘buying trip’ to Bogotá, Colombia for their newest business venture, Barron and his mom are touring Moscow as Vladimir’s guests - Vlad even arranged for them to stay in the same hotel I’ve stayed in. Melania likes to be filmed.
“Vanky is busy planning a trip to Beijing to buy more coffins. She used the last one in her inventory to bury Ivana. And Tiffany won’t take my calls. I had to use the Secret Service to get her phone number. (The Secret Service stills owes me a few favors).”
Asked about his comment on ‘taking the Fifth is for guilty people or mobsters’ he replied, “I didn’t say anything about guilty people and mobsters, did I?”
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