Trump brags his funeral will draw a bigger crowd than Queen Elizabeth's
"That's what many people are saying."
It seems Donald J Trump is quite miffed that Queen Elizabeth’s passing is getting so much attention.
“There’s been less and less attention being paid to me since the Queen died. So what - she died. People die every day. Lots of famous people die. I’ve been pushed off the news. Maybe it’s because the DOJ hasn’t done anything to me. They took some paper from Mar-a-Lago. No sweat. I have property all over the world. They’ll never find it all. Mike Lindell assured me that we’ll be back in the news soon.”
“Many Americans are complaining that there is too much TV news about the Queen’s death. People are saying they’d really prefer to see news about me.”
“I was never ignored like this when other celebrities died. I’m always the lead story. All anyone’s talking about now is her funeral and how big it’s going to be. Nothing about me. People lining up for miles and waiting hours to pay their respects to her. I wasn’t even invited even though she told me that I was the best president ever. She said that. She did.”
“You just wait until I die. My death is going to be yuge. People will come from all over the world. My funeral will be yuge. Many people are saying that the crowds will be yuge. Even bigger than the crowd at my inauguration. Way bigger than the Queen’s.”
“My funeral and burial will be at Four Seasons Forestry. Sounds nice and peaceful. It’s out on an island near Manhattan. It was quite busy during the pandemic when people were drinking bleach and dying. Rudy found some room for me. He still has a lot of power in New York. So do I.”
“Eric tells me lots of Americans are looking forward to my funeral and are already making plans. They can’t wait for it. Even Melania has bought quite a few black dresses.”
“And lots of banks that I have done business with over the years want to be notified the moment I die. They say they have a ‘vested interest’ in my death and would like to be involved in the probate and subsequent legal proceedings So nice to be remembered and loved like this.”
PS… A word of caution to mankind from a cat who has been fooled far too many times by rodents, birds, insects feigning death… make absolutely sure he’s dead. I’d recommend cremation, and maybe even a stake thru the heart, because you never know. This guy is from the netherworld.
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