Trump calls election
"I called for an overthrow of the government and no one stopped me. So why not?"
Florida’s lead lunatic in a state full of looneys, Donald J Trump has called an election for June 14th - his birthday.
“I’ll be running unopposed, as it should be in a democracy like ours. That’ll save a lot of money. My wealthy supporters really like the idea.”
Asked how the f**k he thought he could get away with this, considering it’s in direct opposition to the constitution, he shifted nervously on his throne at Mar-A-Lardo and replied, "I called for an overthrow of the government, and no one stopped me, nothing bad has happened to me. And treason is specifically addressed in the constitution, or so Eric told me. So why not? This is no different.
“Granted, the transfer of power might be a bit tricky, but the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers will be handling that.
“And I’ll probably take over as governor of Florida too. That DeSantis guy is getting a little ‘too big for his britches’, as all the hep cats say these days.”
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