Trump chooses his 'look' for indictment day
He's going with a 'Silence of the Lambs' theme
It’s so sad when ex-presidents refuse to go quietly into the dark night.
In an attempt to garner attention and pity, failed president Donald J Trump has chosen to go with a ‘Silence of the Lambs’ look for his indictment appearance.
“Yeah, I thought I might as well take advantage of the spotlight. My first thought was to have them handcuff me. I spoke with a wardrobe person from my Apprentice days and she suggested that showing up in handcuffs was weak tea.
“She felt that I needed a bolder, more severe look and suggested the muzzle and leg irons. Just like in Silence of the Lambs.
“I loved the idea. It’ll send a message. My dozens of remaining fans, I mean supporters, will go bat shit crazy when they see me all chained up like that.
“I’ll be like that Christ guy in those old books.
“My January 6th people will rip that courtroom apart and lynch the judge.”
I told him that most of his January 6th people were in jail.
“No problem. Junior and Kimmy have some scary druggy friends. I’m sure we can rent a few of them for the day.”
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