Trump concerned that ownership of Gaza Resort may go to Melania in divorce

"I had yuge plans for a Gaza golf resort." DJT

Trump was informed that his soon-to-be ex-wife is going after Gaza in their upcoming divorce.

They are seldom seen together these days. The last pic I saw of Melania and DJT she was wearing a very wide brimmed hat. I asked her about it.

She explained, “Have you ever been close enough to him to smell his breath? It’s enough to make a maggot gag. I always wear a wide brim to stay as far from him as possible. He doesn’t even know where I live.

“We exchange communication through our legal representation- I feel like a prisoner. I am dating a lot these days - with decent gentlemen who have normal egos - and breath.”

“I always wear a wide brim when I know I’m going to be near that smelly pig. My apologies to pigs everywhere..”

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